I’m Ready

I’m ready… ready as anybody can be
I’m ready… ready as anybody can be
Now I’m ready for you
I hope you’re ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets… wearin’ balls and chain
I’m drinkin’ TNT… I’m smokin’ dynamite
I hope some screwball start a fight’Cause I’m ready… ready as anybody can be
I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain’t nowhere
But stop what your doin’ baby come overhere
I’ll prove to you baby… that I ain’t no square
Because I’m ready… ready as anybody can be
Now I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me

I been drinkin’ gin like never before
I feel so good… I want you to know
One more drink… I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin’ to make me feel good’Cause I’m ready… ready as anybody can be
Now I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me